var quo_choices =
385
;

var r_text = new Array ();
var r_auth = new Array ();

var q = Math.round(quo_choices*Math.random());

r_text[0] = "However long the night, the dawn will break.";
r_auth[0] = "African Proverb";
r_text[1] = "There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.";
r_auth[1] = "Dante";
r_text[2] = "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.";
r_auth[2] = "Anonymous";
r_text[3] = "A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.";
r_auth[3] = "Trischmann's Paradox";
r_text[4] = "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.";
r_auth[4] = "Unknown";
r_text[5] = "Toss away stuff you don't need in the end, but keep what's important and know who's your friend.";
r_auth[5] = "Tom Marshall";
r_text[6] = "I guess it comes down to a simple choice really.  Get busy living, or get busy dying.";
r_auth[6] = "Tim Robbins (The Shawshank Redemption)";
r_text[7] = "You'll have bad times, but they'll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to.";
r_auth[7] = "Robin Williams (Good Will Hunting)";
r_text[8] = "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.";
r_auth[8] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
r_text[9] = "I think of the world as an illusion and maybe we shouldn't take ourselves so seriously.";
r_auth[9] = "Jim Carrey (Man On The Moon)";
r_text[10] = "Whether you believe you can, or whether you believe you can't, you're absolutely right.";
r_auth[10] = "Henry Ford";
r_text[11] = "When you listen to somebody else, whether you like it or not, what they say becomes part of you.";
r_auth[11] = "David Bohm";
r_text[12] = "The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own.";
r_auth[12] = "Michael Konda";
r_text[13] = "Once in a while you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.";
r_auth[13] = "Robert Hunter";
r_text[14] = "Hate is baggage.  Life's too short to be pissed off all the time.  It's just not worth it.";
r_auth[14] = "Edward Furlong (American History X)";
r_text[15] = "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.";
r_auth[15] = "Chinese Proverb";
r_text[16] = "Die when I may, I want it said by those who knew me best that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower where I thought a flower would grow.";
r_auth[16] = "Abraham Lincoln";
r_text[17] = "What you do speaks so loudly I cannot hear what you say.";
r_auth[17] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
r_text[18] = "Live life, don't look back some day and wonder where it went.";
r_auth[18] = "jml";
r_text[19] = "When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.";
r_auth[19] = "Lao-Tzu";
r_text[20] = "Always remember when you are on top of the world, that the earth rotates every 24 hours.";
r_auth[20] = "Steve G. Makris";
r_text[21] = "When looking at faults, use a mirror, not a telescope.";
r_auth[21] = "Yazid Ibrahim";
r_text[22] = "It is not length of life, but depth of life.";
r_auth[22] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
r_text[23] = "Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive.";
r_auth[23] = "Warren Miller";
r_text[24] = "War does not determine who is right - only who is left.";
r_auth[24] = "Bertrand Russell";
r_text[25] = "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.  When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes it seems like two hours.  That's relativity.";
r_auth[25] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[26] = "It's a great thing to realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.  Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.";
r_auth[26] = "Kevin Spacey (American Beauty)";
r_text[27] = "A good way to judge people is by observing how they treat those who can do them absolutely no good.";
r_auth[27] = "Unknown";
r_text[28] = "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity.";
r_auth[28] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[29] = "You must strive to find your own voice.  The longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all.";
r_auth[29] = "Robin Williams (Dead Poets Society)";
r_text[30] = "What is originality?  Undetected plagiarism.";
r_auth[30] = "-Dean William R. Inge";
r_text[31] = "We are not who we think we are. We are not who others think we are. We are who we think others think we are.";
r_auth[31] = "Unknown";
r_text[32] = "An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail.";
r_auth[32] = "Dr. Edwin Land";
r_text[33] = "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.";
r_auth[33] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[34] = "One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak.";
r_auth[34] = "-G. K. Chesterton";
r_text[35] = "Life moves pretty fast - if you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.";
r_auth[35] = "Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)";
r_text[36] = "If ya ain't got it in ya, ya can't blow it out.";
r_auth[36] = "Louis Armstrong";
r_text[37] = "Try not.  Do.  Or do not.  There is no try.";
r_auth[37] = "Master Yoda";
r_text[38] = "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.  Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.";
r_auth[38] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[39] = "Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.";
r_auth[39] = "Oscar Wilde";
r_text[40] = "The manner in which one endures is more important than the thing that must be endured.";
r_auth[40] = "Dean Acheson";
r_text[41] = "Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.  They are either speaking or preparing to speak.";
r_auth[41] = "Stephen R. Covey";
r_text[42] = "An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.";
r_auth[42] = "Buddha";
r_text[43] = "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.";
r_auth[43] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[44] = "What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us.";
r_auth[44] = "Oliver Wendell Holmes";
r_text[45] = "For it's a principle with me, if you have an idea, carry it out and keep it up.";
r_auth[45] = "Charles Dickens";
r_text[46] = "Never explain - your friends do not need it and your Enemies will not believe you anyway.";
r_auth[46] = "Elbert Hubbard";
r_text[47] = "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.";
r_auth[47] = "Abraham Lincoln";
r_text[48] = "Inspiration could be called inhaling the memory of an act never experienced.";
r_auth[48] = "Ned Rorem";
r_text[49] = "Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.";
r_auth[49] = "Josh Billings";
r_text[50] = "As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.";
r_auth[50] = "Andrew Carnegie (1835-1919)";
r_text[51] = "I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than be a success at something I hate.";
r_auth[51] = "George Burns";
r_text[52] = "Waiting for the time when i can finally say, this has all been wonderful, but now i'm on my way.";
r_auth[52] = "Tom Marshall";
r_text[53] = "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.  It's already tomorrow in Australia.";
r_auth[53] = "Charles Shultz";
r_text[54] = "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.";
r_auth[54] = "Pablo Picasso";
r_text[55] = "It is better to regret something you did do, than regret something you didn't do.";
r_auth[55] = "Anonymous";
r_text[56] = "Remember that happiness is a mode of travel, not a destination.";
r_auth[56] = "Roy Goodman";
r_text[57] = "Life is a race. The race is long, but in the end, it is only against yourself.";
r_auth[57] = "Unknown";
r_text[58] = "Silence is the true friend that never betrays.";
r_auth[58] = "Confucious";
r_text[59] = "You don't <i>have</i> time for friends - you <i>make</i> time for friends.";
r_auth[59] = "JL";
r_text[60] = "Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.";
r_auth[60] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[61] = "The mediocre teacher tells.  The good teacher explains.  The superior teacher demonstrates.  The great teacher inspires.";
r_auth[61] = "William Arthur Ward";
r_text[62] = "If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?";
r_auth[62] = "Jenny Weber";
r_text[63] = "Nature is an infinite sphere of which the center is everywhere, and the circumference nowhere.";
r_auth[63] = "Unknown";
r_text[64] = "When people talk, listen completely.  Most people never listen.";
r_auth[64] = "Ernest Hemingway";
r_text[65] = "It's a choice how  you are.  You can make yourself love life.  You can choose each moment and how you are going to be.  If not, under influence of media and pop culture, you will be miserable.";
r_auth[65] = "Dr. Patch Adams";
r_text[66] = "If a man loses pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.  Let him step to the music in which he hears, however measured, or far away.";
r_auth[66] = "Henry David Thoreau";
r_text[67] = "It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out.  Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.";
r_auth[67] = "Anne Frank";
r_text[68] = "The basis of optimism is sheer terror.";
r_auth[68] = "Oscar Wilde";
r_text[69] = "True friends stab you in the front.";
r_auth[69] = "Oscar Wilde";
r_text[70] = "The important thing is not to stop questioning.";
r_auth[70] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[71] = "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.";
r_auth[71] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[72] = "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.";
r_auth[72] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[73] = "It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.";
r_auth[73] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[74] = "The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.";
r_auth[74] = "Nelson Henderson";
r_text[75] = "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.";
r_auth[75] = "Jimi Hendrix";
r_text[76] = "Acquire the courage to believe in yourself. Many of the things that you have been taught were at one time the radical ideas of individuals who had the courage to believe what their own hearts and minds told them was true, rather than accept the common beliefs of their day.";
r_auth[76] = "Ching Ning Chu";
r_text[77] = "The man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 30 has wasted 20 years of his life.";
r_auth[77] = "Muhammad Ali";
r_text[78] = "Don't count the days, make the days count.";
r_auth[78] = "Muhammad Ali";
r_text[79] = "The things that we love tell us what we are.";
r_auth[79] = "Thomas Aquinas";
r_text[80] = "Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open.";
r_auth[80] = "John Barrymore (1882-1942)";
r_text[81] = "The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.";
r_auth[81] = "F. H. Bradley (1846-1924)";
r_text[82] = "The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, or not to anticipate troubles, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.";
r_auth[82] = "Siddhartha Gautama Buddha (c. 563-483 B.C.)";
r_text[83] = "A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.";
r_auth[83] = "Albert Einstein (1879-1955)";
r_text[84] = "To the attentive eye, each moment of the year has its own beauty, and in the same field, it beholds, every hour, a picture which was never seen before, and which shall never be seen again.";
r_auth[84] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)";
r_text[85] = "You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.";
r_auth[85] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)";
r_text[86] = "Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.";
r_auth[86] = "William Feather";
r_text[87] = "The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy.";
r_auth[87] = "Malcolm S. Forbes (1919-1990)";
r_text[88] = "I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it.";
r_auth[88] = "Harry Emerson Fosdick (1878-1969)";
r_text[89] = "We all write poems; it is simply that the poets are the ones who write in words.";
r_auth[89] = "John Fowles";
r_text[90] = "Life itself can't give you joy, unless you really will it; Life just gives you time and space, it's up to you to fill it.";
r_auth[90] = "Unknown";
r_text[91] = "One mind can think only of its own questions; it rarely surprises itself.";
r_auth[91] = "Orson Scott Card";
r_text[92] = "People are always puttin' peer pressure down.  I say it gets results.";
r_auth[92] = "Josh Hrziak";
r_text[93] = "I'm going into an unknown future and where there's life, there's hope.";
r_auth[93] = "John Lennon";
r_text[94] = "Life is a funny thing.  Sometimes all you can do is walk the path, hope that you've chosen the right direction, and see where you end up.";
r_auth[94] = "JmL";
r_text[95] = "May those who love us, love us.  And those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts.  And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.";
r_auth[95] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[96] = "Let me welcome you to the real world.  It's a big world out here, and it's a better one.  It's a little scary sometimes, but if you have confidence in yourself, there's nothing you won't do.  You can do anything.";
r_auth[96] = "Thomas Langan Jr.";
r_text[97] = "If you never did, you should.  These things are fun and fun is good.";
r_auth[97] = "Dr. Seuss";
r_text[98] = "The difference between fiction and reality?  Fiction has to make sense.";
r_auth[98] = "Tom Clancy";
r_text[99] = "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.  Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.";
r_auth[99] = "Dr. Seuss";
r_text[100] = "We are what we repeatedly do.  Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.";
r_auth[100] = "Aristotle";
r_text[101] = "You see things and say 'Why?', but I dream things that never were and I say 'Why not?'";
r_auth[101] = "George Bernard Shaw";
r_text[102] = "Yesterday is history,<BR>tomorrow is a mystery,<BR>and today is a gift;<BR>that’s why they call it the present.";
r_auth[102] = "Unknown";
r_text[103] = "Behold the turtle.  He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out.";
r_auth[103] = "James Bryant Conant";
r_text[104] = "Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.";
r_auth[104] = "Woody Allen";
r_text[105] = "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.";
r_auth[105] = "Woody Allen";
r_text[106] = "The last time I was in a woman I was visiting the Statue of Liberty.";
r_auth[106] = "Woody Allen";
r_text[107] = "The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.";
r_auth[107] = "Jim Rohn";
r_text[108] = "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary.  Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.";
r_auth[108] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[109] = "There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.";
r_auth[109] = "Dante";
r_text[110] = "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.";
r_auth[110] = "Samuel Butler";
r_text[111] = "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.";
r_auth[111] = "Anonymous";
r_text[112] = "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.";
r_auth[112] = "Lao-Tzu";
r_text[113] = "The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain; to show them we love them not when we feel like it, but when they do.";
r_auth[113] = "Nan Fairbrother";
r_text[114] = "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.";
r_auth[114] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[115] = "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.";
r_auth[115] = "Tolstoy";
r_text[116] = "Life is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterward.";
r_auth[116] = "Unknown";
r_text[117] = "There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.";
r_auth[117] = "Unknown";
r_text[118] = "I find television very educating. Everytime somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.";
r_auth[118] = "Groucho Marx";
r_text[119] = "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.";
r_auth[119] = "David Edison";
r_text[120] = "Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day. Wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.";
r_auth[120] = "Elbert Hubbard";
r_text[121] = "In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.";
r_auth[121] = "Paul Harvey";
r_text[122] = "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.";
r_auth[122] = "Chinese Proverb";
r_text[123] = "May your blessings outnumber<BR>The shamrocks that grow,<BR>And may trouble avoid you<BR>Wherever you go.";
r_auth[123] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[124] = "When you were growing up, everybody was funny; and then at some point everybody went off and got jobs."
r_auth[124] = "Jerry Seinfeld";
r_text[125] = "Work another week so I can drink another weekend.";
r_auth[125] = "Chris(tuffa) Savcak";
r_text[126] = "When you discard arrogance, complexity, and a few other things that get in the way, sooner or later you will discover that simple, childlike, and mysterious secret known to those of the Uncarved Block: Life is Fun.";
r_auth[126] = "Benjamin Hoff (The Tao of Pooh)";
r_text[127] = "The principles of Music and Living aren't all that different.";
r_auth[127] = "Benjamin Hoff (The Tao of Pooh)";
r_text[128] = "Vermont has everything to do with who we are.  Simplicity and slowness.  And cold.  People here are in no rush to get anywhere.  And neither is Phish.";
r_auth[128] = "Trey Anastasio";
r_text[129] = "The way I look at it, music exists in the universe and if you're lucky enough, or strong enough to get your ego out of the way, the music comes through you.";
r_auth[129] = "Trey Anastasio";
r_text[130] = "It's like you're surfing: The wave is stronger than you.  If you relax and have no fear and you're with the flow of the wave, you can ride it.  But if you try to fight it, you'll wipe out.  The same wave can be a source of pain, or beautiful flowing grace - it's just a matter of how you respond to it.";
r_auth[130] = "Trey Anastasio";
r_text[131] = "Music is sort of the last pure thing on earth.  We've kind of always seen it as a thing where it's an escape.  You can go with the music and lose yourself.";
r_auth[131] = "Trey Anastasio";
r_text[132] = "If you're taking a risk you've really got nothing to lose.";
r_auth[132] = "Jon Fishman";
r_text[133] = "The funniest thing about Queen is that here's this flamboyantly gay man in a band called Queen, and now 'We Will Rock You' is the football theme song of the world.  That's even more ironic than rain on your wedding day.";
r_auth[133] = "Trey Anastasio";
r_text[134] = "Where are the great lyrics of today?  Turn on the radio.  Most of what you hear is pretentious, idiotic, posed shit, and people buy right into it.";
r_auth[134] = "Trey Anastasio";
r_text[135] = "At a certain point in my childhood I decided to stop talking as much as I had, because I thought it came off as cooler when people didn't know what you were thinking.  That marked the onset of my introversion.";
r_auth[135] = "Mike Gordon";
r_text[136] = "The next time you hear anyone say there\'s no room in this country for foreigners, tell him <I>everybody</I> in the United States is a foreigner.";
r_auth[136] = "Frank Sinatra (1945)";
r_text[137] = "I\'ve always believed that the written word is first, always first.  Not belittling the music behind me, it\'s really only a curtain...";
r_auth[137] = "Frank Sinatra";
r_text[138] = "May neighbours respect you,<BR>Trouble neglect you,<BR>The angels protect you,<BR>And heaven accept you.";
r_auth[138] = "Irish Toast";
r_text[139] = "There are good ships,<BR>and there are wood ships,<BR>The ships that sail the sea.<BR>But the best ships, are friendships,<BR>And may they always be.";
r_auth[139] = "Irish Toast";
r_text[140] = "\'Tis glad I am and glad I\'ll be,<BR>That you like knowin\' the likes of me!";
r_auth[140] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[141] = "May the saddest day of your future be no worse<BR>Than the happiest day of your past.";
r_auth[141] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[142] = "For each petal on the shamrock<BR>This brings a wish your way,<BR>Good health, good luck, and happiness<BR>For today and every day.";
r_auth[142] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[143] = "Count your blessings instead of your crosses;<BR>Count your gains instead of your losses.<BR><BR>Count your joys instead of your woes;<BR>Count your friends instead of your foes.<BR><BR>Count your smiles instead of your tears;<BR>Count your courage instead of your fears.<BR><BR>Count your full years instead of your lean;<BR>Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.<BR><BR>Count your health instead of your wealth;<BR>Love your neighbor as much as yourself.";
r_auth[143] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[144] = "Get on your knees<BR>and thank the Lord<BR>you\'re on your feet.";
r_auth[144] = "Irish Proverb";
r_text[145] = "The Road goes ever on and on<BR>Down from the door where it began.<BR>Now far ahead the Road has gone,<BR>And I must follow, if I can,<BR>Pursuing it with eager feet,<BR>Until it joins some larger way<BR>Where many paths and errands meet.<BR>And whither then? I cannot say.";
r_auth[145] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[146] = "It is the job that is never started that takes longest to finish.";
r_auth[146] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[147] = "Not all those who wander are lost.";
r_auth[147] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[148] = "There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.";
r_auth[148] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[149] = "I do not love the bright sword for it\'s sharpness, nor the arrow for it\'s swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.";
r_auth[149] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[150] = "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.";
r_auth[150] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[151] = "Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.";
r_auth[151] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[152] = "In doubt a man of worth will trust to his own wisdom.";
r_auth[152] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[153] = "<I>I wish it need not have happened in my time.</I>\" said Frodo.<BR>\"<I>So do I,</I>\" said Gandalf, \"<I>and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.</I>";
r_auth[153] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[154] = "The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.";
r_auth[154] = "Jean Paul Sartre";
r_text[155] = "No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it\'s not the same river and he\'s not the same man.";
r_auth[155] = "Heraclitus";
r_text[156] = "When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.";
r_auth[156] = "Lao Tzu";
r_text[157] = "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.";
r_auth[157] = "Lao Tzu";
r_text[158] = "If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold on to. If you are not afraid of dying, there is nothing you cannot achieve.";
r_auth[158] = "Lao Tzu";
r_text[159] = "Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don\'t resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.";
r_auth[159] = "Lao Tzu";
r_text[160] = "Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.";
r_auth[160] = "Lao Tzu";
r_text[161] = "Life is ours to be spent, not saved.";
r_auth[161] = "D.H. Lawrence";
r_text[162] = "That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.";
r_auth[162] = "Emily Dickinson";
r_text[163] = "Why wait? Life is not a dress rehearsal. Quit practicing what you\'re going to do, and just do it. In one bold stroke you can transform today.";
r_auth[163] = "Phillip Markins";
r_text[164] = "Life is in the here and now. Either we meet it, we live it - or we miss it.";
r_auth[164] = "Vimala Thakar";
r_text[165] = "Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything that is beautiful.";
r_auth[165] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
r_text[166] = "Everything is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.";
r_auth[166] = "Kobi Yamada";
r_text[167] = "Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how.  The moment we know how, we begin to die a little.";
r_auth[167] = "Agnes De Mille";
r_text[168] = "We cannot put off living until we are ready.  The most salient characteristic of life is its urgency, \"here and now\" without any possible postponement.  Life is fired at us point-blank.";
r_auth[168] = "Jose Ortega y Gasset";
r_text[169] = "We fail more often by timidity than by over-daring.";
r_auth[169] = "David Grayson";
r_text[170] = "The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.";
r_auth[170] = "Jawaharlal Nehru";
r_text[171] = "Safety is the most unsafe path you can take, safety keeps you numb and dead.  People are caught by surprise when it is time to die.  They have allowed themselves to live so little.";
r_auth[171] = "Steven Levine";
r_text[172] = "Unless you walk out into the unknown, the odds of making a profound difference in your life are pretty low.";
r_auth[172] = "Tom Peters";
r_text[173] = "Because of our routines we forget that life is an ongoing adventure.";
r_auth[173] = "Maya Angelou";
r_text[174] = "Nothing ventured, something lost.";
r_auth[174] = "Neale Clapp";
r_text[175] = "If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive.  Mountains will not be climbed, races not won, or lasting happiness ever achieved.";
r_auth[175] = "Maurice Chevalier";
r_text[176] = "If you put everything off until you\'re sure of it, you\'ll get nothing done.";
r_auth[176] = "Norman Vincent Peale";
r_text[177] = "Let your mind fly toward \"what-if?\" Let your what-if become \"why-not?\" Then you\'re on your way. Why not, when life is so short, and we are such grand people?";
r_auth[177] = "Larsen & Hegarty";
r_text[178] = "Every life comes with a story... <BR>and a possibility for a great adventure.";
r_auth[178] = "Kobi Yamada";
r_text[179] = "Feel the fear and do it anyway.";
r_auth[179] = "Susan Jeffers";
r_text[180] = "Anything I\'ve ever done that ultimately was worthwhile initially scared me to death.";
r_auth[180] = "Betty Bender";
r_text[181] = "Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing the attempt.";
r_auth[181] = "William Shakespeare";
r_text[182] = "There\'s as much risk in doing nothing as in doing something.";
r_auth[182] = "Trammell Crow";
r_text[183] = "Life is always walking up to us and saying, \"Come on in, the living\'s fine,\" and what do we do?  Back off and take its picture.";
r_auth[183] = "Russell Baker";
r_text[184] = "Of all the forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.";
r_auth[184] = "Bertrand Russell";
r_text[185] = "Grab a chance and you won\'t be sorry for a might have been.";
r_auth[185] = "Arthur Ransome";
r_text[186] = "As you grow older, you\'ll find that the only things you regret are the things you didn\'t do.";
r_auth[186] = "Zachary Scott";
r_text[187] = "Why do we put off living the way we want to live, as if we have all the time in the world?";
r_auth[187] = "Barbara de Angelis";
r_text[188] = "Love is such a big word, it really should have more letters.";
r_auth[188] = "Kobi Yamada";
r_text[189] = "There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart.  Pursue these.";
r_auth[189] = "Michael Nolan";
r_text[190] = "Don\'t worry about what the world wants from you, worry about what makes you come more alive.  Because what the world really needs are people who are more alive.";
r_auth[190] = "Lawrence Le Shan";
r_text[191] = "If you follow your bliss, doors will open for you that wouldn\'t have opened for anyone else.";
r_auth[191] = "Joseph Campbell";
r_text[192] = "The best thing to hold on to in life is each other.";
r_auth[192] = "Audrey Hepburn";
r_text[193] = "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.";
r_auth[193] = "Anais Nin";
r_text[194] = "We all have the power to give away love, to love other people. And if we do so, we change the kind of person we are, and we change the kind of world we live in.";
r_auth[194] = "Rabbi Harold Kushner";
r_text[195] = "I\'m going through a mystified period of my life, where the more I learn, the less I know.";
r_auth[195] = "Jean-Louis Gassé";
r_text[196] = "Throw off those chains of reason and your prison disappears.";
r_auth[196] = "Neil Peart";
r_text[197] = "A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.";
r_auth[197] = "Doctor Who, The Time Warrior";
r_text[198] = "To the rational mind, nothing is inexplicable; only unexplained.";
r_auth[198] = "Doctor Who, The Robots of Death";
r_text[199] = "Many people die at twenty five and aren\'t buried until they are seventy five.";
r_auth[199] = "Benjamin Franklin";
r_text[200] = "My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues.";
r_auth[200] = "Abraham Lincoln";
r_text[201] = "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.";
r_auth[201] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[202] = "Create and stir other people to create.";
r_auth[202] = "Robert Frost";
r_text[203] = "Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.";
r_auth[203] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[204] = "A hen is only an egg\'s way of making another egg.";
r_auth[204] = "Samuel Butler";
r_text[205] = "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.";
r_auth[205] = "Gallileo Galilei";
r_text[206] = "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.";
r_auth[206] = "Oscar Wilde";
r_text[207] = "It\'s kind of fun to do the impossible.";
r_auth[207] = "Walt Disney";
r_text[208] = "Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.";
r_auth[208] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[209] = "Opportunities multiply as they are seized.";
r_auth[209] = "Sun Tzu";
r_text[210] = "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.";
r_auth[210] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[211] = "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.";
r_auth[211] = "John Lennon/Paul McCartney";
r_text[212] = "Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.";
r_auth[212] = "Robert Frost";
r_text[213] = "The time to laugh is when you don\'t have time for it.";
r_auth[213] = "Argus Poster";
r_text[214] = "Life is like playing the violin solo in public and learning the instrument as you go along.";
r_auth[214] = "Samuel Butler";
r_text[215] = "We don\'t stop laughing because we grow old - we grow old because we stop laughing.";
r_auth[215] = "Michael Pritchard";
r_text[216] = "There are only two things you \"have to\" do in life. You \"have to\" die and you \"have to\" live until you die. You make up the rest.";
r_auth[216] = "Marilyn Grey";
r_text[217] = "Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.";
r_auth[217] = "Henry Miller";
r_text[218] = "You will recognize your own path when you come upon it, because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need.";
r_auth[218] = "Jerry Gillies";
r_text[219] = "Just think how happy you\'d be if you lost everything and everyone you have right now...and then, somehow got them back again.";
r_auth[219] = "Kobi Yamada";
r_text[220] = "Don\'t seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought.";
r_auth[220] = "Basho";
r_text[221] = "How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.";
r_auth[221] = "Annie Dillard";
r_text[222] = "How simple it is to see all the worry in the world cannot control the future. How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and that there will never be a time when it is not now.";
r_auth[222] = "Gerald Jampolsky";
r_text[223] = "God, give me my health.  Let me provide for [my family]...But God, I don\'t want to make a ton of money.  Just make me a dollar more than I need.";
r_auth[223] = "Frank Sinatra";
r_text[224] = "You gotta love living, because dyin\'s a pain in the ass.";
r_auth[224] = "Frank Sinatra";
r_text[225] = "May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out.";
r_auth[225] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[226] = "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, and may good luck pursue you each morning and night.";
r_auth[226] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[227] = "I feel sorry for people who don\'t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that\'s as good as they\'re going to feel all day.";
r_auth[227] = "Frank Sinatra";
r_text[228] = "May you live to be a hundred and may the last voice you hear be mine.";
r_auth[228] = "Frank Sinatra";
r_text[229] = "We\'re on this Earth together,<BR>And if we would be brothers,<BR>Fight not just on your own behalf,<BR>But for the sake of others.";
r_auth[229] = "Irish Proverb";
r_text[230] = "Here\'s to you and here\'s to me,<BR>I pray that friends we\'ll always be.<BR>But if by chance we disagree,<BR>The hell with you and here\'s to me!";
r_auth[230] = "Irish Toast";
r_text[231] = "May you live forever,<BR>And may the last words you hear be mine!";
r_auth[231] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[232] = "May you be buried in a casket made from the wood of a 100 year old oak that I shall plant tomorrow.";
r_auth[232] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[233] = "May the most you wish for<BR>Be the least you get.";
r_auth[233] = "Irish Blessing";
r_text[234] = "Here\'s to lying, stealing, and cheating!<BR>May you lie to save a friend;<BR>May you steal the heart of the one you love;<BR>And may you cheat death.";
r_auth[234] = "Irish Toast";
r_text[235] = "You\'re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.";
r_auth[235] = "Joe E. Lewis";
r_text[236] = "You must unlearn what you have learned.";
r_auth[236] = "Master Yoda";
r_text[237] = "Referring to \"war as a necessary evil\"...<BR><BR>What could be a stupider statement?  War is a natural consequence of the lust for money and power.  The biggest embaressment in human history is that we do war.";
r_auth[237] = "Dr. Patch Adams";
r_text[238] = "We\'ve got arms, legs, sight, six billion people around to play with, nature at our feet, arts and history at our fingertips, and still people are struggling...";
r_auth[238] = "Dr. Patch Adams";
r_text[239] = "If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you\'ve made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.";
r_auth[239] = "Unknown";
r_text[240] = "In three words I can sum up everything I\'ve learned about life.  It goes on.";
r_auth[240] = "Robert Frost";
r_text[241] = "I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.";
r_auth[241] = "Paul McCartney";
r_text[242] = "One of the hardest realities to accept in life is when a friend lets you down beyond belief, and you begin to realize that they\'re not the person that you truly believed them to be.";
r_auth[242] = "jl";
r_text[243] = "One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one\'s work is terribly important.";
r_auth[243] = "Bertrand Russell";
r_text[244] = "No matter what time it is, it is always now.  Yet often we live somewhere else.  With thoughts of the past and concerns about the future, we rob ourselves of a full experience of the present.  Although the past is over and the future is never quite here, our minds are usually so involved with one or both of them that the present serves very little function except to form a bridge between the two.";
r_auth[244] = "Marianna Williamson";
r_text[245] = "Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.";
r_auth[245] = "Alphonse Karr";
r_text[246] = "all i know is i\'ve gotta be, <BR>where my heart says i oughta be.<BR>it often makes no sense.<BR>in fact,<BR>i never understand these things i feel.";
r_auth[246] = "Ben Folds";
r_text[247] = "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.";
r_auth[247] = "Bertrand Russell";
r_text[248] = "The minute that you begin to take yourself seriously is the minute that others begin to laugh.";
r_auth[248] = "jl";
r_text[249] = "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.";
r_auth[249] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[250] = "I have to remind myself that some birds aren\'t meant to be caged.  Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice.  But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they\'re gone.  I guess I just miss my friend.";
r_auth[250] = "Morgan Freeman (The Shawshank Redemption)";
r_text[251] = "Would you look at all those stars...  I mean, you look up and you think that god made all of that and still remembered to make a little speck like me - kind of flattering really.";
r_auth[251] = "Bill Paxton (Tombstone)";
r_text[252] = "A witty saying proves nothing.";
r_auth[252] = "Voltaire";
r_text[253] = "Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.";
r_auth[253] = "Samuel Butler";
r_text[254] = "English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.";
r_auth[254] = "Unknown";
r_text[255] = "The past is a funny thing.  If you can\'t look at it and laugh, try looking again.";
r_auth[255] = "jl";
r_text[256] = "The map is not the territory.";
r_auth[256] = "Alfred Korzbyski";
r_text[257] = "We can\'t change the direction of the wind, but we can adjust the sails...";
r_auth[257] = "Hindu proverb";
r_text[258] = "Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.";
r_auth[258] = "Helen Keller";
r_text[259] = "The average person thinks he isn\'t.";
r_auth[259] = "Father Larry Lorenzoni";
r_text[260] = "Just earlier I was looking at the stars, knowing that if any of you were to look up there just then, we would be looking at the same thing.  So long as we can do that, we\'re really not that far apart I guess.";
r_auth[260] = "Michele Knezetic";
r_text[261] = "Men build bridges and throw railroads across deserts, and yet they contend successfully that the job of sewing on a button is beyond them. Accordingly, they don\'t have to sew buttons.";
r_auth[261] = "Heywood Broun";
r_text[262] = "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.";
r_auth[262] = "Soren Aabye Kierkegaard";
r_text[263] = "The star that shines twice as bright burns half as long.";
r_auth[263] = "Unknown";
r_text[264] = "The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.";
r_auth[264] = "Shirley Maclaine";
r_text[265] = "Three rules of work<BR>1. Out of clutter, find simplicity.<BR>2. From discord, find harmony.<BR>3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.";
r_auth[265] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[266] = "One cannot step twice into the same river.";
r_auth[266] = "Heraclitus";
r_text[267] = "Even the most powerful human being has a limited sphere of strength. Draw him outside of that sphere and into your own, and his strength will dissipate.";
r_auth[267] = "Morihei Ueshiba";
r_text[268] = "To thine own self be true.";
r_auth[268] = "William Shakespaere";
r_text[269] = "You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you";
r_auth[269] = "Dale Carnegie";
r_text[270] = "I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.";
r_auth[270] = "Booker T. Washington";
r_text[271] = "You don\'t marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.";
r_auth[271] = "Unknown";
r_text[272] = "Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.";
r_auth[272] = "Alexander Smith";
r_text[273] = "When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe.";
r_auth[273] = "La Rochefoucauld";
r_text[274] = "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.";
r_auth[274] = "Plato (427-347 B.C.)";
r_text[275] = "The difference between \'involvement\' and \'commitment\' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was \'involved\' - the pig was \'committed\'.";
r_auth[275] = "Unknown";
r_text[276] = "We didn\'t lose the game; we just ran out of time.";
r_auth[276] = "Vince Lombardi";
r_text[277] = "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.";
r_auth[277] = "Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)";
r_text[278] = "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.";
r_auth[278] = "Henry Ford (1863-1947)";
r_text[279] = "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you\'ll be happy; if not, you\'ll become a philosopher.";
r_auth[279] = "Socrates (470-399 B.C.)";
r_text[280] = "In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it\'s the exact opposite.";
r_auth[280] = "Paul Dirac (1902-1984)";
r_text[281] = "The covers of this book are too far apart.";
r_auth[281] = "Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)";
r_text[282] = "Copy from one, it\'s plagiarism; copy from two, it\'s research.";
r_auth[282] = "Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)";
r_text[283] = "We don\'t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.";
r_auth[283] = "Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962";
r_text[284] = "Denial ain\'t just a river in Egypt.";
r_auth[284] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[285] = "The truth is more important than the facts.";
r_auth[285] = "Frank Lloyd Wright";
r_text[286] = "Faith is believing what you know ain\'t so.";
r_auth[286] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[287] = "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.";
r_auth[287] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[288] = "We can do not great things - only small things with great love.";
r_auth[288] = "Mother Theresa";
r_text[289] = "There\'s nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.";
r_auth[289] = "Johann Sebastian Bach";
r_text[290] = "It\'s a choice how  you are.  You can make yourself love life, you can choose each moment and how you are going to be.  If not, under influence of media and pop culture, you will be miserable.";
r_auth[290] = "Dr. Patch Adams";
r_text[291] = "Music is essentially useless, as life is: but both lend utility to their conditions.";
r_auth[291] = "George Santayana";
r_text[292] = "Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay for awhile and leave footprints on our heart and we are never, ever the same.";
r_auth[292] = "Unknown";
r_text[293] = "A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud.";
r_auth[293] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
r_text[294] = "Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment.  But you humans do not.  You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area.";
r_auth[294] = "Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith, The Matrix)";
r_text[295] = "Live life. Don\'t look back some day and wonder where it went.";
r_auth[295] = "jl";
r_text[296] = "Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.";
r_auth[296] = "Unknown";
r_text[297] = "History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside.";
r_auth[297] = "John Fitzgerald Kennedy";
r_text[298] = "Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.";
r_auth[298] = "H. Jackson Brown Jr.";
r_text[299] = "Immature love says: \'I love you because I need you.\' Mature love says \'I need you because I love you.";
r_auth[299] = "Erich Fromm";
r_text[300] = "For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.";
r_auth[300] = "Judy Garland";
r_text[301] = "Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it\'s what you are expected to give - which is everything.";
r_auth[301] = "Unknown";
r_text[302] = "You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.";
r_auth[302] = "M. Scott Peck";
r_text[303] = "Success: to have laughed often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition, to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived, this is to have succeeded.";
r_auth[303] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";
r_text[304] = "The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, or to steal bread.";
r_auth[304] = "Anatole France";
r_text[305] = "To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells you ought to prefer, is to have kept your soul alive.";
r_auth[305] = "Robert Louis Stevenson";
r_text[306] = "This is absolutely extraordinary. For 70 years astronomers believed that the universe would be slowing down and tried to measure it. When they finally succeeded in doing it, the darn thing was speeding up.";
r_auth[306] = "Michael Turner (Astronomer, University of Chicago)";
r_text[307] = "I feel it necessary - for the occasional deep, jutting pain every now and again in life.  It helps to define who we are as human beings and helps us realize our values and self-worth.";
r_auth[307] = "jl";
r_text[308] = "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man\'s character, give him power.";
r_auth[308] = "Abraham Lincoln";
r_text[309] = "To be nobody-but-yourself - in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.";
r_auth[309] = "E.E. Cummings";
r_text[310] = "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, commited citizens can change the world; indeed, it\'s the only thing that ever has.";
r_auth[310] = "Margaret Mead";
r_text[311] = "Every now and again take a good look at something not made with hands; a mountain, a star, the turn of a stream.  There will come to you wisdom and patience and solace and, above all, the assurance that you are not alone in the world.";
r_auth[311] = "Sidney Lovett";
r_text[312] = "It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.";
r_auth[312] = "Franklin D. Roosevelt";
r_text[313] = "If you\'re going through hell, keep going.";
r_auth[313] = "Winston Churchill";
r_text[314] = "The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn\'t. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.";
r_auth[314] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[315] = "Be who you are and say what you want, because those who mind don\'t matter and those who matter don\'t mind.";
r_auth[315] = "Dr. Seuss";
r_text[316] = "It is said that if you want to know what you were doing in the past, look at your body now; if you want to know what will happen to you in the future, look at what your mind is doing now.";
r_auth[316] = "Dali Lama";
r_text[317] = "Greed has infected our society.<BR>It is the worst infection.";
r_auth[317] = "Dr. Patch Adams";
r_text[318] = "A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it.";
r_auth[318] = "George Carlin";
r_text[319] = "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.";
r_auth[319] = "Ellen Goodman";
r_text[320] = "We might think of the pattern of modern trash as a tangible record of human consumption.  Future generations will marvel at the stuff that flows through our lives.  The container of a frozen dinner that\'s cooked and eaten in minutes persists for hundreds of years.";
r_auth[320] = "William Rathje";
r_text[321] = "We (the people of the US) are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.";
r_auth[321] = "Joan Ryan";
r_text[322] = "The contradiction between wanting rapid economic growth and dynamic economic change and at the same time wanting family values, community values, and stability is a contradiction so huge that it can only last because of an aggressive refusal to think about it.";
r_auth[322] = "Edward Luttwak";
r_text[323] = "I am a real conservative, not a phony conservative.  I want to conserve family, community, nature.  Conservatism should not be about the market or about money.  It should be about conserving things, not burning them up in the name of greed.";
r_auth[323] = "Edward Luttwak";
r_text[324] = "I\'m not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I\'ve always been a freak. So I\'ve been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I\'m one of those people.";
r_auth[324] = "John Lennon";
r_text[325] = "I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It\'s just that the translations have gone wrong.";
r_auth[325] = "John Lennon";
r_text[326] = "If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there\'d be peace.";
r_auth[326] = "John Lennon";
r_text[327] = "Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.";
r_auth[327] = "John Lennon";
r_text[328] = "Music is everybody\'s possession. It\'s only publishers who think that people own it.";
r_auth[328] = "John Lennon";
r_text[329] = "My role in society, or any artist\'s or poet\'s role, is to try and express what we all feel. Not to tell people how to feel. Not as a preacher, not as a leader, but as a reflection of us all.";
r_auth[329] = "John Lennon";
r_text[330] = "Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we\'re being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I\'m liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That\'s what\'s insane about it.";
r_auth[330] = "John Lennon";
r_text[331] = "The thing the sixties did was to show us the possibilities and the responsibility that we all had. It wasn\'t the answer. It just gave us a glimpse of the possibility.";
r_auth[331] = "John Lennon";
r_text[332] = "Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.";
r_auth[332] = "John Lennon";
r_text[333] = "We\'ve got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can\'t just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it\'s going to get on by itself. You\'ve got to keep watering it. You\'ve got to really look after it and nurture it.";
r_auth[333] = "John Lennon";
r_text[334] = "On any given night at least 750,000 Americans are without shelter, and nearly two million experience homelessness during the course of the year.  That\'s the bad news.  The good news is that nine million Americans own second homes.  America\'s housing shortage might really be a distribution problem.";
r_auth[334] = "John de Graaf";
r_text[335] = "It\'s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door. You step into the Road, and if you don\'t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.";
r_auth[335] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[336] = "Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.";
r_auth[336] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[337] = "Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.";
r_auth[337] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[338] = "Still round the corner there may wait, A new road or a secret gate.";
r_auth[338] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[339] = "You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. ";
r_auth[339] = "Mark Twain";
r_text[340] = "Distance is relative.  You learn that in time.  A trip for me down to the lower end of the lower lake takes three hours by canoe if I don\'t have to have the wind to fight.  That\'s a distance of about eight and a half miles.  With a motor on the canoe I could make the trip in under an hour, but a motor\'s noise stills the sounds of the wilderness.  Eight and a half miles can be covered in minutes with a car on an expressway, but what does a man see?  What he gains in time he loses in benefit to his body and mind.";
r_auth[340] = "Dick Proenneke";
r_text[341] = "I do think a man has missed a very deep feeling of satisfaction if he has never created or at least completed something with his own two hands.  We have grown accustomed to work on pieces of things instead of wholes.  It is a way of life with us now.  The emphasis is on teamwork.  I believe this trend bears much of the blame for the loss of pride in one\'s work, the kind of pride the old craftsman felt when he started a job and finished it and stood back and admired it.  How does a man on an assembly line feel any pride in the final product that rolls out at the other end?";
r_auth[341] = "Dick Proenneke";
r_text[342] = "I realize that men working together can perform miracles such as sending men to walk on the surface of the moon.  There is definitely a need and a place for teamwork, but there is also a need for an individual sometime in his life to forget the world of parts and pieces and put something together on his own - complete something.  He\'s got to create.";
r_auth[342] = "Dick Proenneke";
r_text[343] = "I have often thought about what I would do out here if I were stricken with a serious illness, if I broke a leg, cut myself badly, or had an attack of appendicitis.  Almost as quickly as the thought came, I dismissed it.  Why worry about something that isn\'t?  Worrying about something that might happen is not a healthy pastime.  A man\'s a fool to live his life under a shadow like that.  Maybe that\'s how an ulcer begins.";
r_auth[343] = "Dick Proenneke";
r_text[344] = "I have thought briefly about getting caught in rock slides or falling from a rock face.  If that happened, I would probably perish on the mountain in much the same way many of the big animals do.  I would be long gone before anyone found me.  My only wish would be that folks wouldn\'t spend a lot of time searching.  When the time comes for a man to look his Maker in the eye, where better could the meeting be held than in the wilderness?";
r_auth[344] = "Dick Proenneke";
r_text[345] = "News never changes much.  It\'s just the same things happening to different people.  I would rather experience things happening to me than read about them happening to others.";
r_auth[345] = "Dick Proenneke";
r_text[346] = "I don\'t know what the answer is.  In time man gets used to almost anything, but the problem seems to be that technology is advancing faster than he can adjust to it.  I think it\'s time we started applying the brakes, slowing down our greed and slowing down the world.";
r_auth[346] = "Dick Proenneke";
r_text[347] = "I have found that some of the simplest things have given me the most pleasure.  They didn\'t cost me a lot of money either.  They just worked on my senses.  Did you ever pick very large blueberries after a summer rain?  Walk through a grove of cottonwoods, open like a park, and see the blue sky beyond the shimmering gold of the leaves?  Pull on dry woolen socks after you\'ve peeled off the wet ones?  Come in out of the subzero and shiver yourself warm in front of a wood fire?  The world is full of such things.";
r_auth[347] = "Dick Proenneke";
r_text[348] = "I have no doubt that to others I am an oddball in many ways.  The Lord waited a little too long to put me on one of his worlds.  I don\'t like the look of progress, if that is what it\'s called.  I would have liked the beginnings better.  That\'s why this place [the Alaska wilderness] has taken a hold of me.  It\'s still in those early stages and man hasn\'t left too many marks on the land.  Surely I have been places up and down these mountains where other men have never been.  How long before all this whill change as the other places have changed.";
r_auth[348] = "Dick Proenneke";
r_text[349] = "Anybody that wants to make a revolution shouldn\'t grab a gun; just go and start working like we do to change the world by using science and technology.";
r_auth[349] = "Stanford R. Ovshinsky";
r_text[350] = "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings.";
r_auth[350] = "John Muir";
r_text[351] = "God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floods. But he cannot save them from fools.";
r_auth[351] = "John Muir";
r_text[352] = "How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains!";
r_auth[352] = "John Muir";
r_text[353] = "In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.";
r_auth[353] = "John Muir";
r_text[354] = "Keep close to Nature\'s heart...and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.";
r_auth[354] = "John Muir";
r_text[355] = "Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods and meadows, plains and mountains and streams of our blessed star, and they will learn that death is stingless indeed, and as beautiful as life.";
r_auth[355] = "John Muir";
r_text[356] = "The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.";
r_auth[356] = "John Muir";
r_text[357] = "The mountains are calling and I must go.";
r_auth[357] = "John Muir";
r_text[358] = "Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountain is going home; that wildness is necessity; that mountain parks and reservations are useful not only as fountains of timber and irrigating rivers, but as fountains of life.";
r_auth[358] = "John Muir";
r_text[359] = "Deciding to make a movie should come from the heart - it\'s not a matter of business convenience. When you agree to make a film, you\'re taking on a massive commitment and you need to be driven by an absolute passion to want to get the story on screen. It\'s that passion, and passion alone, that gives the movie its imagination and heart.";
r_auth[359] = "Peter Jackson";
r_text[360] = "Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.";
r_auth[360] = "Albert Einstein";
r_text[361] = "The wide world is all about you: you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot for ever fence it out.";
r_auth[361] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[362] = "Advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.";
r_auth[362] = "J.R.R. Tolkien";
r_text[363] = "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come.";
r_auth[363] = "Perry Paxton";
r_text[364] = "Take a little time for sunshine; take a whole lot of time for love.  Take time for praising things from heaven up above.  Take your life, as it may come, cause boy it\'ll be gone soon.  Take a little time for howlin\' at the moon.<BR>";
r_auth[364] = "Sam Bush";
r_text[365] = "The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.";
r_auth[365] = "Ralph Nader";
r_text[366] = "The use of vegetable oils for engine fuels may seem insignificant today, but such oils may become in the course of time as important as petroleum and the coal tar products of the present time.";
r_auth[366] = "Rudolph Diesel, died 1913";
r_text[367] = "War is god\'s way of teaching Americans geography.";
r_auth[367] = "Ambrose Bierce";
r_text[368] = "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor.";
r_auth[368] = "Nikola Tesla";
r_text[369] = "The U.S. is not a representative democracy; it\'s a representative democracy of those who participate.";
r_auth[369] = "Dick Gephardt";
r_text[370] = "Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we\'ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. ";
r_auth[370] = "Barack Obama";
r_text[371] = "Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it\'s only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential. ";
r_auth[371] = "Barack Obama";
r_text[372] = "If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists - to protect them and to promote their common welfare - all else is lost. ";
r_auth[372] = "Barack Obama";
r_text[373] = "If you\'re walking down the right path and you\'re willing to keep walking, eventually you\'ll make progress.";
r_auth[373] = "Barack Obama";
r_text[374] = "Hope – Hope in the face of difficulty. Hope in the face of uncertainty. The audacity of hope! In the end, that is God’s greatest gift to us, the bedrock of this nation. A belief in things not seen. A belief that there are better days ahead.";
r_auth[374] = "Barack Obama";
r_text[375] = "The true test of the American ideal is whether we’re able to recognize our failings and then rise together to meet the challenges of our time. Whether we allow ourselves to be shaped by events and history, or whether we act to shape them.";
r_auth[375] = "Barack Obama";
r_text[376] = "If we aren\'t willing to pay a price for our values, then we should ask ourselves whether we truly believe in them at all.";
r_auth[376] = "Barack Obama";
r_text[377] = "Making your mark on the world is hard. If it were easy, everybody would do it. But it\'s not. It takes patience, it takes commitment, and it comes with plenty of failure along the way. The real test is not whether you avoid this failure, because you won\'t. It\'s whether you let it harden or shame you into inaction, or whether you learn from it; whether you choose to persevere.";
r_auth[377] = "Barack Obama";
r_text[378] = "Most people who serve in Washington have been trained either as lawyers or as political operatives – professions that tend to place a premium on winning arguments rather than solving problems.";
r_auth[378] = "Barack Obama";
r_text[379] = "We are now in the mountains and they are in us, kindling enthusiasm, making every nerve quiver, filling every pore and cell of us. Our flesh-and-bone tabernacle seems transparent as glass to the beauty about us, as if truly an inseparable part of it, thrilling with the air and trees, streams and rocks, in the waves of the sun,—a part of all nature, neither old nor young, sick nor well, but immortal.";
r_auth[379] = "John Muir";
r_text[380] = "How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains! To behold this alone is worth the pains of any excursion a thousand times over. The highest peaks burned like islands in a sea of liquid shade. Then the lower peaks and spires caught the glow, and long lances of light, streaming through many a notch and pass, fell thick on the frozen meadows.";
r_auth[380] = "John Muir";
r_text[381] = "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.";
r_auth[381] = "George Carlin";
r_text[382] = "Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?";
r_auth[382] = "George Carlin";
r_text[383] = "Strength of character means the ability to overcome resentment against others, to hide hurt feelings, and to forgive quickly.";
r_auth[383] = "Unknown";
r_text[384] = "Do not keep company with a fool for as we can see he is a two-legged beast. Like an unseen thorn he pierces the heart with his sharp words.";
r_auth[384] = "Chanakya";
r_text[385] = "If I\'d had my life to live over again, I\'d have done things a little different.  I would\'ve had more friends.";
r_auth[385] = "Ty Cobb";
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